The steamiest, most romantic, and downright nastiest tracks about getting it on. This slick-ass retro jam was definitely in the vinyl sex and the city french rap song while your pop-pop smoked nana’s boots.
If you’ve somehow managed to forget what your first orgasm felt like, Dan Lopatin’s batshit spin on arena EDM perfectly recreates the thunderbolt-like chemical jolt. It’s probably the most gleeful song about getting fucked so hard you can’t walk straight the next day, and that’s something we can all get behind. Syd and her voice are sultry and seductive as hell, and this only-a-minute-long splash-inducer captures that heat perfectly. Few songwriters have had their fantasies sung about by other people as much as The-Dream has.
But there’s still nothing realer than when he plays all the parts. Proof that sex songs can and will make you cry, especially if they’re hinged on Mike Hadreas’s wobbly timbre and a pure-feeling message of unconditional love. There will never be a more effective sales pitch for sex toys than this ecstatic French electroclash love song to a mini portable vibrator. Pro tip: invest in a rechargable one. On this late-’90s cut, Xscape convinced us that forbidden love is the riskiest turn-on with the highest reward. If you don’t wanna fuck me, then baby fuck off.
Unequivocally the best song about getting your cherry popped ever written. Vanessa perfectly captures the exhilaration, uncertainty, and secret sorrow of losing your virginity. A robotic but extremely human song about the miracle of falling in love with every part of yourself. This is one of those songs where I’m like, “Why did my parents play this in the car and let me sing along to it?
Marshia Ambrosius literally swaps out words for moans. Who didn’t think about investing in some assless chaps after hearing this song’s blown-out bassline and sweat-dripping chorus for the first time? Andre 3000 at his thirstiest, and he’s one of the few men cool enough to pull it off. But the song’s message on the importance of consent is something every person should internalize.
Secretly the best love song of all time: a celebration of passion and a wish for it to take new forms after death. 1 in terms of songs that are actually hot to fuck to. I could only notice she was more than fuckable. Mix one part Hennessy with one part Dej Loaf, and — wow you’re already naked. Sometimes you need a little inspiration beforehand — a bedroom goal to aspire to — and sometimes the sex is so good you don’t care who hears. Kim Deal’s Goldi-cocks moment — looking for a peen that’s juuust right.
These vocals are enough to make anyone cum, honestly. On her breakout hit, the Brooklyn rapper tosses bars about oral sex over her shoulder as she rolls through the club. That nonchalance has as naughty a tone as the song’s title. Hells Angel over a pinball machine. You don’t necessarily need anyone else around to get your rocks off when you’ve got yourself and your rich imagination, as twigs reminds us on her self-seduction soundtrack.