Odd sex laws

All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. All bathtubs must not have feet. Airplanes may not be landed in city parks. Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies. It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.

Red cars may not drive down Lake Street. Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance. Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance. Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.

Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays. Get your fill of botched burglaries, ridiculous robberies, and hilarious heists several times each week. Dumb Warnings “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. Warnings are all around us, but some things shouldn’t need to be said!